Ralnyk

This guy showed up at our charity rock ball, climbed onto the empty stage between sets, and started bangin' on a guitar. We thought he was one of the youths the show was meant to benefit. Said something about sleeping on YES couches all the time. After he sang, though, we thought he'd gotten lost going to a protest rally. Damn hippies!!

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Ralnyk

Honestly, though, our man James saved the day when one of the bands bailed, and he signed on at the last minute. And a brave man, indeed, bringing his acoustic guitar to a metal show. I wonder if he's man enough to play this song at our "Save Our War" concert, this coming Christmas?*

*No such concert actually exists!